Embarkation (The Traveling Karr)

The traveling Karr....

This is purely a trial period.  Therefore, I'm going to see how this works out with one character which means Cody is in the background but never directly spoken to.  The next trip there will be two.  So we have...  The Traveling Karr.

Greetings Subjects.

Tomorrow we set sale for destinations unknown...  Well...  Known to me.  Our trip will consist of three separate destinations.  At 0600 we will awaken and prepare for this trip.  0700 should therefore see us on the road to Jacksonville.  If we keep this schedule and make good time on the interstate we will arrive in Jacksonville Fl. at approximately 1100.  (People who live in Jacksonville...  Do not be concerned.  We plan to cause no trouble while we are there.)  I'm assuming that during the trip I will be riding shot gun.  Cody can ride in the trunk for all I care.  

We will then board the ship (After picking up some supplies from Wal-Mart....  A purely ingenious institute.)  I will of course will remain on deck while the ship sets sail for I am king of the world.

Our other destinations are Half Moon Cay and of course Nassau Bahamas.  I look forward to each destination and will use the time at Half Moon Cay to launch the first attempts at world domination.  (Since the writer will be busy riding some smelly horse on the beach)  That may possibly change to world domination in the Bahamas...  (Assuming the writer changes her mind and decides to spend her time petting a smelly fish that poses as a mammal)  Of course you might note a trend at this point.  I tend to work through vacations.  That is for now our schedule.  We will try and keep you up to date and up by the minute.  If that is not possible we will of course offer retribution in the form of many great stories and photos.  Mostly photos of yours truly.  So be well.  Have a nice week...  You are all not so bad for humans.  When I rule the world your deaths will be quick and painless.

Karr

Karr's Snips:  Do cruise forums HAVE to make things so blasted difficult?  Print this, don't print that, have this available upon boarding oh and by the way bring an electronics strip because there's only one outlet in the cabin...  I'm already tired and we haven't taken off yet...

Cody's Tips:  Cruise terminals are like airport terminals.  If it's your first time treat it as if you were going out of country in an airport.  Don't complain when they ask you to take your shoes off.  Just do what they ask in way of security measures.  It does make the process go by quicker after all.  Also note that when they say no cell phones in the cruise ship terminal, they really mean it.  They will throw you out and the rest of us will be waving at you as the ship takes off while you're standing on the pier all alone.

Alright everybody!  I'm off for a week!  A whole week!  I hope everyone has a wonderful week and we'll see you in a week!

Maji